“The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft a-gley.” (often go awry)
–Robert Burns
This month has seen me planning many knitting projects, none of which have yet come to fruition… and some have gone somewhat astray!

First, the successful Elizabeth collar designed by Kate Gilbert. This is a lovely pattern, so well-written and easy to follow. I love it! And the finished item is going to be luxuriously cozy. The yarns I’ve substituted are the lushest possible: Madil Kid Seta (70% super kid mohair, 30% silk!) is a sweet soft cloud. Rowan Classic Yarns Cashsoft DK in color Mirage (57% extra fine merino, 44% microfiber, 10% cashmere) is divine luxury. I would love to use more of these yarns if I could afford them. I’m three-quarters of the way done with this raised collar, like an old Elizabethan collar, with five small buttons in the front. I highly recommend the pattern, which is available to purchase on Kate’s website.

Next the completely unsuccessful (so far) Wine and Roses Mitts designed by JoLene Treace, published in IK Winter 2006. I love the way these lacey fingerless mitts look, but I have so far been stymied by the pattern. It doesn’t seem to turn out the way it should… The yarn I am substituting is Jo Sharp Alpaca Silk Georgette (40% alpaca, 40% merino, 20% silk) in a soft grey. I am challenging myself with knitting lace on these tiny needles in the round… and I wanted to challenge myself with more difficult projects this year… Well, I guess this is it. But I have not been foiled! I will keep up my attempts… but after a few weeks’ resting time. Maybe I’m just not understanding something. I did find this post about someone adding a few rows of garter stitch on the edge and I might try that next time.

I’m swatching up some Lamb’s Pride Bulky (85% wool, 15% mohair) in deep pine color to make a cardigan. Here my issue has been deciding which pattern to choose. After mulling over several different options, I think I’ve decided on the Fairly Easy Fair Isle cardigan in Stitch ‘n Bitch Nation. I checked that book out of the library on a whim and I love it and have added it to my “must purchase sometime” list.

I’m working on this tiny teensy Harry Potter Bookscarf in Gryffindor colors for a certain niece’s upcoming birthday. I know I’ll have to knit another one in Ravenclaw colors for the other niece, and I don’t know how I’m going to face using size one needles and embroidery floss again… But it’s pretty darn cute.

Last, I’ve been casting on for a new pair of socks using the lovely yarn I won from Chawne’s sock contest: Sweet Socks yarn in “the comforts of home” colorway. Somehow I’ve been distracted every time I’ve tried casting on, and as you can see I haven’t gotten very far, despite 5 or 6 attempts already. Karma is just not there for these socks (yet). It’s certainly not the fault of the yarn, which is soft and smooth.

Yup, I’m just a knittin’ fool lately, bundled up against the cold and listening intently to Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series on my iPod. If you haven’t read these books, you are missing King’s chef d’oeuvre, his masterpiece. The stories kept haunting King for seventeen years until he finally started writing them. They were very different than the horror stories he was famous for. Powells.com’s review is succinct and true: “Set in a world of extraordinary circumstances, filled with stunning visual imagery and unforgettable characters, The Dark Tower series is unlike anything you’ve ever read. Here is Stephen King’s most visionary piece of storytelling, a magical mix of fantasy and horror that may well be his crowning achievement.” Start with the first book, The Gunslinger.